Every weekday, we’ll write, produce, and post a wacky listener phone call you can play on your show … for just $12.95 a month.

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John Taus
Mary Stocke
Frank Kuklis
Dion Williams
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New Britten comedy troupe Confederated Doorknob.

Funny characters and funny people calling your show. It’s a comedy tradition for entertaining radio. But who wants to …
• come up with ideas,
• write the funny dialogue,
• find the perfect voice talent,
• do all the production,
• and put the whole thing together in time for your show … every day?
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We do.
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Who can use Funny Phoners to instantly add hilarious topical content impossible to duplicate in-house?
You can.
Funny Phoners.
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WACKY CALLS
Each weekday, Funny Phoners posts a Wacky Listener Call you can drop into your show anywhere!

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MY DADDY NEEDS HELP
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CAT HATES ME
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AUTOMATED SALES CALL: CHEESE WAREHOUSE
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WOULD YOU PLAY A SONG FOR MY BIRTHDAY?

THINGS TO TALK ABOUT – If you have a wacky news story or item you’d like a Funny Phoner for, send it in. If we choose your story, we’ll produce a Funny Phoner call, and post the story and the audio to share with all subscribers.
TOPIC:
We’re talking today about how people are tightening their belts, stretching their dollars, during these tough economic times. How are you making ends meet?

“Hi, yeah, things are really tight, and we realized we just had to have more money coming in, so I started to sell things on eBay and craigslist. (pause) Yeah, let’s see, I have sold, uh – bicycles, a lawn mower, garden hoses, a motorcycle … really just about anything I can find around the neighborhood that isn’t nailed down.”
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Sign up and get a free two-week trial of Funny Phoners. Like what you hear? You can subscribe for just $12.95 per month. There’s no long-term commitment – billing is monthly and you can cancel at any time.
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“Amazing stuff! Sounds like I have a team of producers!”
Andy Bean, Hot 100
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“I always throw the Funny Phoners into my first phone segment of the morning and now it’s a regular part of the show. Listeners are definitely in on the gag cause we get a lot of positive feedback when we are out on location.”

Ralphie Boy and Norton, Brite 101
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“I used to work with a partner who did a lot of voices, but he was let go after budget cuts. Funny Phoners puts back some of the diverse sound our show had.”

Mickey Bones, Mix 106.5
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“Silly, wacky, crazy – I love it!”

Bearclaw, The Breakfast Attack

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